Just a little belated, here's the 1st graders take on -
I am not a turkey...
I am a princess ballerina named Evie. I am regal and elegant. I am the best ballerina in the whole country. People come from all over the world to see me.
Hi! I am a Princess Pop star. My name is Jemma. I travel around the world to sing to my fans. So this Thanksgiving, we should loose our ...?
Hello. I'm Angel the singer. I love to sing for people. I am not good to eat because I am not an ordinary turkey. I am a singer turkey.
I am Bat turkey. Do not eat my friends. I am always watching you.
I am not a turkey. I am a cereal thief. Look at my colorful shirt and my spoon filled with cereal. I go around eating other cereal. Oops!
My name is Darth Turkey. Uhh, I mean Vader. I can use my Jedi mind trick. "I am not the turkey you are looking for."
I am not a turkey. My name is Rosie. I work at Chick-fil-A. Eat Chick-fil-A for Thanksgiving. Pretty please!
I am not a turkey. I don't say goble, goble, goble. I say hut, hut, hut. You will find me on the football field.
I am not a turkey. I am Taylor Swift. I love to sing. Shake it off and come dance with me!
I am not a turkey. I am a unicorn. I have black hooves, a pink horn and a white mane. Also, I love my pony friends.
I am a colorful ghost. I play hide and seek in the colorful autumn trees. A real turkey makes you full, but I am invisible. Boo.
I am not a turkey. I am a Ballerina. I have class at 5:00 with my friends.
I am not a turkey. I am really Andre the Giant. Turkeys do not wrestle.
I am not a turkey. I am a bunny. I have a soft tail. I hop around to get my carrots.
I am not a turkey. I am a cheerleader. I cheer for the Redskins. I have lots of fantastic cheers for the Redskins, but next... ?
I am not a turkey. I am a gymnast. Look at my sparkly leotard. It has a lot of sequins. I spend my day doing cartwheels, back flips.
I am a giraffe that lives in the zoo. Do you like my brown spots? My name is Melman. I eat branches and twigs.
I am a rockstar. I am not a turkey because turkeys can not talk or sing. I sometimes give money to the poor. I make people happy.
My name is Ali. I am a cheerleader for the Ravens. When the Ravens score a touchdown they cheer with pom-poms. Please do not eat me! I am not a turkey.
I am not a turkey. I'm a ninja. I was born in 1982. I go around in the dark of the night spreading Christmas cheer.
Ha! Ha! Ha! My name is Vampire Monster. I am in disguise and wearing my Halloween costume until Thanksgiving. I am hoping people will not eat me.
I am a ballerina. I do shows for my turkey friends, oops, I mean the audience. Watch me dance and dance.
I am not a turkey. I am a ghost. I float around a haunted house and scare people away. I'm a scary ghost.
I am not a turkey! Hello! I am Alice the ballerina. I wear a purple leotard, pink tutu and pink ballet shoes. My favorite color is pink. I love to sing and dance. My favorite holiday is Christmas.
My name is Superman. I like to fly everywhere. My red cape helps me fly fast. I help people who are in trouble.
I am not a turkey. I am a minion. I like to have a lot of fun. I have a lots of friends.
I am not a turkey. I am a big fat jack-o-lantern. Look at my big brown stem. Turkeys do not have a stem but I do.
I am not a turkey. I am a ballerina. I practice all my ballet positions. I also like to perform dance routines.
I am not a turkey. I was one the presidents. I helped lots for turkeys, oops, I mean people.
My name is Minnie Mouse. I am not a turkey. My boy friend is Mickey Mouse. I love to wear bows.
I am Ironman. I can shoot lasers and I can fly. My colors are blue, gold and red. I made my own suit. I fight bad guys.
My name is Dr. James. I am not a turkey. I help people who are sick. So don't eat me you may need my help one day.
I am not a turkey. I am a tooth fairy. A turkey does not have teeth, but a tooth fairy does. A turkey does not have a tutu, but a tooth fairy does.
Hi my name is Sportsy. I like to play sports every day with my friends. You can watch me play football on Thanksgiving. Please do not eat turkeys.
I am a ballerina. I am not a turkey. It is my first day of ballet class so I'm wearing a name tag. All of class mates are wearing the same t-shirt and tutu.
I am not a turkey. I am Batman. I spend my day saving people from the Joker! I don't like playing with other turkeys, I mean people.
Hello, I am Molly the ballerina. Watch me twirl and whirl with other turkeys. Oops... I mean ballerinas. Please don't eat me because I would not be able to dance.
I am not a turkey. I am a tennis player. Do you see my tennis racket? I am the best player in my team.
I have a blue suit and I have a badge. I am not a turkey. I direct traffic. I protect the USA. I help people.
I am not a turkey. I am a beautiful caterpillar. I am planning my transformation for Thanksgiving.
I am not Peter Parker nor a turkey. I am Spider Man. I save all people. No one can destroy me. Only villains might try. Do you want to be a villain?
I am not a turkey. I am Batman. I protect everyone. I know I'm needed when I see the turkey symbol. Oops... I mean the bat symbol.
I am not a turkey. I am a princess. I have long hair. My dress has 3 butterflies.
I am Princess Abigail for the Country of Yams. I must return to my castle. If you even try to eat me, you will choke on my jewels!
Spiderman, that is me! I save people. Do not eat me because I am poison. I am not a turkey. I do not taste good.
I am not a turkey. I am Stampy cat. I like lovely lovely jub jub flowers. I walk around my world and build my funland. I have a Mindcraft helper.
Hi! I am Mr. Claus. In a month, I will deliver presents to little turkeys! Oohhh...!!!!! Did I say turkeys?!
I am not a turkey. I am a clown pumpkin. I roll around and perform tricks for other turkeys. Oops... I mean for kids.
I am Olivia. I am not a turkey. I play with my turkey... oops! dolls.
Hi! I am not a turkey! I am Lucas. I have red hair! I am a person. I have a blue backpack. I am wearing sunglasses. I am enjoying a sunny day please don't eat me.
And thus concludes this year of, I am not a turkey! I love the thoughts and creativity of these precious children!